For all my musician friends ;-)

Subject: Fwd: Dear Abby Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.  My parents live in Fort Worth.  One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana.  They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.  My other brother is Currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three Children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview.  She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this.  I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family.  I certainly want to be totally Open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a musician ? Signed, Worried About My Reputation =

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